Monday, July 23, 2007

Jessica the Hippo

I'd like a massage at the end of every day, too!

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Funny things to read while on the road...

Seen on the back of a motorcyclist's T-shirt today:

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

DLR LotD 07/17/07

Disneyland's 52nd Anniversary Celebration & Wine Dinner Edition

"Do you think that says 'Rubella Baby', or 'Rebel Baby'?" -- Sherry, at the Mickey and Friends Parking Structure

In park:
"It's a Loser going on Screamin'." -- Cindy, learning ASL


Hors D'Oeuvres:
"He actually is 'Jim Spears', because we found out his real name is William Spear." -- Ryan, advising of another Catal proofreading tragedy

First Course:
"I had nothing funny from that verse." -- Sherry, trying to figure out a LotD

Second Course:
"He knocked over your cherry." -- Cindy, to Sherry

Third Course:
"They should make this Communion Cheese." -- Cindy, enjoying a parmesan crisp

Main Course:
"No, really, I don't want a new one." -- Sherry, to Ryan

"How about your nephews?" -- Glenn, to Ryan, regarding Sherry's intentions

...and the Lyric of the day:
"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does." -- courtesy of The Simpsons Movie and Sherry's repetitive mind

Monday, July 16, 2007

It's back! Yay!

DLR LotD 07/13/07

"That's cool that it's the same chef from Patal that owns the restaurant..." -- V, talking about MILK, after quite a few sips of her "rum" drink at Storytellers

Friday, July 6, 2007

DLR LotD 7/4/07

Disneyland Resort Line of the Day
July 4, 2007

"Real flies. Not, like, Jeff Goldblum." -- Sherry, describing unwelcome guests at the party