Friday, December 26, 2008

Wishing I Could Click Click Click

New Kids on the Block
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Nokia Theater -- Los Angeles

After seeing the New Kids concert in Dallas with Angela, I had been looking even more forward to the night in L.A.  I had bought tickets awhile ago for myself and my friend Aura, whom I had met at a Rockapella show several years ago.  When I had read her blog showing how excited she was that NKOTB was back and touring, I offered to get us tickets.  Later on, her cousin April, whom I also know from Pella shows, wanted to join us, so I got another ticket for her in the next section over.  I had never seen a concert at the Staples Center, and I was happy that my first non-sporting event there would be my beloved New Kids.

Somewhere along the line, the Staples Center people realized that the NKOTB concert conflicted with a Clippers/Nuggets game.  WHATEVER.  So they moved the venue across the street to the new Nokia center, where I had been earlier this year, so at least I knew the layout of the venue.  The Staples Center refunded my pre-paid parking fee, and assigned us 3 seats that were supposed to be comparable to the ones we previously purchased.  Um, no.  One of the seats was much closer to the front of the theater than the other 2, and on different sides/sections.  So, being me, I took the one closer the front, and sent the other two to Aura and April, hoping that they would at least be next to or near the revolving stage in the back of the orchestra section.  I mean, hey--I didn't want a family feud to occur over NKOTB seats!  OK, so I also wanted to be up close.  I'm lucky that I have such understanding friends as A&A. :)

Traffic to Downtown L.A. was horrific from the valley.  It was the day before Thanksgiving, after all.  But I was entertained for awhile by Liz's telephone call.  Apparently, Liz sees me as some kind of pie afficionado, so I helped her think of places where she could get 4 or 5 pies for Thanksgiving Day without needing to have made a reservation.  (Her husband's family decided at the last moment to have a big dinner even though she'd been asking about it for a couple of weeks already.  They're stressed out, so that's excusable.  What Liz didn't understand, though, is why one of the pies listed was pumpkin pie, since nobody eats it).  All of the pie talk was making me hungry, and I needed to find a restroom, so I exited the freeway and went to Panda Express to get some dinner to go.  No, I wasn't planning on eating Chinese food while driving, but I sure was tempted once I got back into the crawling traffic, with the yummy aroma of Beijing Beef and ChowMein wafting about inside in my car.

I finally made it to the Nokia, parked the car in the new very well-lit parking structure, and proceeded to eat my dinner.  As I was eating, I people-watched and played a game in my head:  "Clippers Game or NKOTB Concert"?  I think I was more amused than I should have been, because I kept guessing wrong on purpose.  There were a lot of Nuggets fans, which surprised me a little bit.  I was already dressed for the concert, but did need to do my makeup and atchechapies and such.  Since I still had plenty of time, I read a few pages in my book between the times that I was being distracted by the couple and child that had parked beside me.  It seemed that they were arguing about something, and were trying to decide if they should still go to the game.  At one point, she was ready to leave her man there, and just go home with the kid.  I felt sorry for the kid because he had to hear the fighting, and because he probably just wanted to go and watch the basketball game.  They ended up all going upstairs together, so I guess they decided to see the game.  No, they did not appear to be NKOTB fans.

I went upstairs so that I could go buy the track jacket that I had been eyeing in Dallas.  At the top of the stairs, a bunch of fans were staring at a tour bus, hoping that NKOTB would step out shortly.  I stood around for a little while, but realized that I needed to buy merchandise so I went to the theater.  

Wow.  My seat was in the front row of the orchestra section, after the break from the pit, on the right side of the house.  I then felt really guilty about taking this seat, but that didn't last very long, since A&A were still having dinner, and I was just hoping that they'd get there in time for NKOTB to take the stage.  I met the gal seated next to me, whose name was Cathy.  She warned me that they were all crazy, and that I'd enjoy hanging out with them.  I love sitting next to fans who are excited like me!  I went to the souvenir line, which was really long, but at least it was more organized than the one in Dallas.  They didn't even have my track jacket hanging.  I was disappointed, but I saved myself a bunch of money and bought an expensive program instead.  I met more people in line, including a gal who had gone to the first Staples Center show the month before, as well as another gal who had been shaking earlier in the day because she was so excited.  She told her mom that she thought it was because she was cold, but her mom told her that it was her adrenaline.  I think her mom's right.  So does she.  I thought I saw Aura in the restroom, but when I smiled at the woman, she just looked at me with no recognition whatsoever, so I felt stupid and texted Aura.  She wasn't even in the building yet, so that wasn't her.  Dummy.  I went back to my seat and chatted a little bit with Cathy, who said that she's going to be going to London for the first time so that she can see NKOTB there, too.  She'd also been at the Staples Center in October, and was willing to pay for the VIP tickets for this show, but couldn't get them.  She reminded me a little of myself.  I wonder why. ;)

The opening act was Ga-ga, whom I didn't really know, but at least she wasn't Tutu Girl from the Dallas show.  I did finally recognize her hit song "Just Dance," so I didn't feel old and unhip anymore.  

Everyone in my section then went nuts, because who should walk by but the Lachey brothers.  I was just loving the Boy Band love.  Nick was lookin' good!  They passed by several times, which distracted us in our row quite a bit during the evening, but it was a good distraction.  I wasn't that big of a fan of  N*SYNC, but I do like some of their stuff.   I think I enjoy Justin Timberlake's solo stuff more, though.  But I digress.

Natasha Bedingfield then took the stage.  It was her birthday, and her last date of the tour, since the USA portion of the tour was ending that night.  She was as amazing as she was in Dallas.  I really still have to get that other CD of hers.  Perhaps I'll buy Justin's CD while I'm at it.  At one point, I thought that she was pointing at me and waving, but I could just have been having a moment of delusion. 

The big screen showed NKOTB's performance at this year's American Music Awards.  I can't believe that I forgot to record that thing.  Mmmm...they looked good on that screen.  Before the show had started, I told the gal on the other side of me that they were going to be RIGHT THERE, and that I was going to freak out.  She laughed and said she'd freak out, too.  Once A&A arrived, I relaxed a little bit, and sent a text to the number on the screen (this time I could see the number without squinting), but they didn't show my text message on the screen because NKOTB was about to start.

They started with "Single" and the crowd went crazy.  Once they transitioned into "My Favorite Girl," Donnie walked over to our side of the stage, and jumped on top of the speakers.  I went bananas.  I wanted each of them to do that, but they didn't.  Donnie was the only brave one, and he didn't do that more than once.  Maybe he got talked to.  I don't care.  It was awesome to us!  The gals on the other side of the gal on my right were drinking beer and going even more crazy, and the staff had to tell them several times to step back to leave room in the walkway.

When they sang "The Right Stuff," Jordan walked over to our side, and I yelled "HI, JORDAN!!!" as if he knew me or could hear me or even see me.  He's just still way cute.  And right there!  Sure, I wasn't in the very front, but I didn't need to look at any of the screens to see them well.  I was quite happy.  

During "No More Games," Jordan led our section in the "Wizard of Oz"-sampled "Oh-ee-Oh"s.  OK, I'll sing for you, baby!  Ahem.  When they showed the Boston teams on screen, especially the Celtics, I sat down.  I refused to cheer for the Lakers' rivals anyway, but when we were across the street from Lakers Home Court, I felt that everyone else in the theater cheering was a bunch of traitors.  No, I didn't boo, but I did feel like we deserved to be in the Nokia at that moment, because I couldn't imagine myself being able to bear all of the Celtics fandom if we had been in Staples Center.  I maybe would have worn a Lakers shirt just to piss them off.

When they got to the section with the revolving piano, I was disappointed to see that the piano was on the stage in front, instead of in the back of the audience, as in other shows.  They did go up the aisle, though, to sing a little bit from the back.  It really wasn't enough time, though, as compared to what I saw in Dallas.  

Joe talked about the old days, what fans would do, like throwing stuffed animals and such, as opposed to now, when the fans throw underwear on stage.  Yeah, that would have been creepy back then, but now we're older and allowed to be sluts, I guess.

OK, so this night I was closer to the stage than in Dallas, and much happier to see Jordan's bare chest in "Baby I Believe in You."  Hello, Beautiful!  He's just ... swoonworthy.  At this moment, I was so hating the fact that I didn't have a smaller camera to hide in my purse, because I'm sure that I could have taken some awesome pictures (they were not caring at the security line).  But at least I could concentrate on the show instead of the photography, right?  I did try to get a couple of shots from my cell phone, but they were too bright.

After they sang, "I'll Be Loving You Forever," Donnie asked if we were ready for more.  We screamed.  He asked, "Are you sure?!"  We screamed louder.  Then Jordan repeated Donnie's words, "Are you sure?" and snickered.  Yeah, Donnie, like we're going to say that we've had enough, and they should just go home already.  I only think that during the Celtic stuff.  Not the going home part, but the ENOUGH part.  

They sang "Click Click Click," and I mimed the camera action at the same time as Joe.  He saw me and pointed, smiling.  I beamed.  During the final pose, Joe lifted up part of his shirt and said to us, "Jordan said that he'd give me $2,000.00 for showing skin... He gets big bucks just for ' Baby, I Believe in You'."  We just kept on screaming.  Joe did win the pose-off, though.  

We all sang "Happy Birthday" to John, who is celebrating his 40th this year.

There are some classical instruments played on the recording of "Step by Step," which are simulated during the stage show by the synthesizer.  I mimed one of the violin riffs at the same time as Jordan.  That was cool.   

Joe told us that the thing to say now is "LET'S GET LOUD!!!"  So we yelled it at him.  Then they showed the whole Boston Celtics "Let's Get Loud," and I just stood there.  I would have sat down, but there were a lot of people getting in front of me at this point because it was just crazy.  Staff was frustrated with all of the non-listening.  But it was still OK.  

I met up with Aura and April for a brief chat before their ride arrived, then I went back to the parking structure.  People were again gathered around across the street from the tour bus, hoping that they'd see the guys one more time.  Yeah, I stayed for awhile.  Then my feet told me to get the hell home because they were hurting, and because I had a pie to bake.

Remember those girls drinking beer in my row?  Somehow that beer got into the plastic bag holding my expensive program, and got it a bit wet and drunk.  I was quite angry, and tried to salvage it, but it still sucks.

I got home and realized that I didn't have condensed milk.   It was too late to go to the grocery store, and I was exhausted.   There's not really a substitute for that and I was already trying out a new recipe, so I decided to bake the cake before going to bed, and would go to the store in the morning. 

Thanks, NKOTB for the great time!  Thanks, Aura and April for not hating me!

Once the concert ended, I already missed them.  Was I ever going to get to see them again?

Well, apparently maybe, since they have just announced that they'll be back in the USA in 2009.  YAY!  Hmmm....maybe they'll have an even cooler jacket next year.

DLR LotD 12/26/08

Disneyland Resort Line of the Day
Friday, December 26, 2008

"...he looks like he could kick some major cybernetic ass." -- Ryan, at Catal, upon meeting Mecha Gloomy Bear

Monday, December 22, 2008

Rockapella 12/21/08: EPIC FAIL

Rockapella in Rancho Cucamonga
Sunday, November 21, 2008

The night before the RC show, I had a bunch of friends over to keep me company as I baked goodies for Pella.  This is an activity that I usually do with Angela, but ever since she moved to Texas, I've felt really lonely when I was baking for Pella without her, and I knew that this year would be no exception.  So I had my friends over to entertain me from my living and dining rooms as I baked up a storm, and got drunk in the process.  I can't help it if I love Cranberry Honey Wine, people.  A couple of my friends saw me in the final throes of drunkkenness, and told me that I should drink more because I'm cuter that way.  Cuter for me, or cuter because they're drunk, too?  You decide.  I went to bed at about 3:30 a.m.

I woke up and designed the bags for the guys, got dressed and did my hair, and decided I'd do my makeup and nails in my car since I would have a couple of hours to kill before the show.  I had asked Wendy if, through her theater connections, she could get me into the green room before the guys would get there, so that they would have goodies waiting for them before their arrival.  So I left early and made my way to Rancho Cucamonga, forgetting the directions at home, and needing to call Jeff to find out how to get there.  Duh.

When I got to the theater, Wendy opened the door, and immediately told me, "Don't freak out."  So I'm thinking to myself, "she doesn't want me to freak because I have no makeup on, and the guys are already here" or "they're not going to let me go to the room at all" or "Wendy saw a big stain on my outfit and now I need to shop for new clothes 3 hours before the show."  I was NOT expecting her to say, "The show has been cancelled."

Cancelled?  WHAT?!  I almost dropped my goody bags.  My beautiful, wonderful-smelling goody bags.  She and I went into the lobby and sat down to discuss and stop each other from shedding tears.

APPARENTLY, the guys were stuck in 2 different airports (JT and Fred in Denver due to the runway being on fire, and the other in Chicago due to severe weather).  The airports were so backed up that they were not going to arrive in time for the show.  Not for the 4:00, not for the 7:00.  I followed Wendy's instructions and didn't freak.  Instead, I went into Manager Mode and texted/called everyone to advise them of the cancellation, and advise them that I wasn't kidding.  I had been so excited about these shows:  I had a Virgin Rockapella Concert fan coming to the 7:00 show, we had really good seats, and I was hoping that they'd sing a rare performance of "Snowstar."  I was UP. SET.    I had flashbacks of my childhood and not being able to see Scott Baio at Knott's Berry Farm.  Thank goodness I'm not 13 anymore, no crazy adolescent hormones for me to try to control in front of my friends.  Just regular Sherry moodiness.  Wow, I was a mess at KBF that day.  Back to No Pella though.

Wendy called hubby Jeff, advised him that she wasn't kidding, and also told him that I was hungry and needed food, so we could all go out to lunch and commiserate.  When Jeff arrived, I asked him to take a picture with us by the Concert is Cancelled sign.  
California Sad-Eyed Girls

I was so sad that my hunger pangs went away for a bit.  It didn't matter anymore that I hadn't eaten anything in 12 hours.  All that mattered was that Rockapella would not be here today.  We're not supposed to be affected by weather here.  This is So Cal, dammit.

I gave some goodies to the guy who would have let us into the room, and he said that he would definitely need them to get through the day of providing bad news to eager concertgoers.  He told us later that he'd be in the theater's production of "Sweeney Todd," so I'll probably go to that show, not only to support him, but also because I really want to see that on stage.

We walked over to The Cheesecake Factory, and although it looked really crowded, we only had a 5-minute wait.  I decided that I was too depressed to eat anything healthy, so I ordered the Shrimp and Bacon Club sandwich and fries.  It was huge, and I had forgotten just how much yummy bread was on it, plus I think my big appetite had decreased quite a bit due to my emotions, so I pretty much picked at it and just made sure to eat the protein.  We looked at the view from our vantage point: there were the beautiful San Bernardino (of CSEG fame) mountains, with a beautiful powder of snow.  
Wendy had been thinking that the guys would have such a pretty view when they landed in Ontario, especially if she and I had gone up to the mountains to write "Welcome Pella" in the snow.  OK, so that last part was out there, but I liked the thought.

We decided that it would be sadistically interesting to go watch the theater workers turn everyone away at the door, so we went back to the Cultural Center and sat inside the lobby for awhile.  Wendy and I became more sad when the time came to 4:00.  We were supposed to be inside, waiting in our seats, and Rockapella was supposed to be backstage, eager to entertain us.  I didn't cry at all, but I was really, really sad, especially for Wendy and Jeff, because these were the only holiday shows that they'd see this year, and they had talked up the boys at their workplaces, so they had a lot of friends coming.  They had called all of their friends in time, except for one.  When we were at the restaurant, Wendy saw a friend of hers drive by, and realized that she hadn't called her to tell her not to come to the show.  Oops.  Luckily, I had reached my friends before they left their houses, too.  But there I was, all dressed up with nowhere to go, no Pella to see my pretty shoes that only cost $15.00, 
a ton of goodies with nobody to eat them, and no songs to hear live for the first time.  SIGH.

We talked to the house manager, and she said that they only found out about the flight problems at noon that day.  At first, Pella's agent thought that they could at least get the guys out in time for the 7:00 show, but then they called back a few minutes later to tell them that it wouldn't happen.  They had to call of the the theater volunteers (all of them had signed up for this one because it's such a popular show), and then had to call all of the ticket holders.  They offered a full refund to those that did not want to go to a rescheduled, non-holiday show, plus a 15% discount for any other show due to the inconvenience.  The manager said that they faxed a bunch of dates that the theater was available, so that the agent could figure out the reschedule, and said that it would most likely be a Sunday again so that they could do both shows in one day, and it would be easier that way.  She said that the agent was even willing to reschedule the shows to this Tuesday the 23rd, but that would be too short of notice to everyone, and not fair to the ticket holders because the theater would only be able to hold one of the shows on a Tuesday night.  She had suggested to the agent that they should just let Pella go home early, but he advised her that they still needed to play in Hollywood on Monday, so they could not do so.  So Pella was still going to arrive in the evening, as they did get flights out.  I was happy that I'd still see Pella, but sad for Wendy and Jeff and all of their friends that wouldn't see them at all.

We also talked to one of the box office workers, who told us about her ordeal calling all of the ticket holders.  Her very first call was to a guy who was upset because he had rented a limo and made dinner reservations and it was supposed to be a special night out for him and whomever he was taking to the show.  Awwww....her FIRST call was that sad?  She took a deep breath after that and braced herself for even worse.  It turns out that most people were understanding, although some didn't understand how a concert was delayed because of severe weather when they could see outside that it was a beautiful, clear So Cal day.  When they were told that the guys were in Indy last night, they understood.  One guy had traveled down from Nor Cal, so he was unhappy and just wanted a refund, no reschedule, nothing else.  I was grateful that at least we hadn't traveled for this show, like we do much of the time.

Since I had dressed up all cute, I messaged my other friends and asked that we go do something with our now-free evening.  I said my sad goodbyes and Merry Christmas greetings to Wendy and Jeff, hoping that I'd see them soon.  

I called Angela to share my sadness with her, and she was plastered, so that was funny.  I then felt sorry for her because she wasn't going to see any holiday shows, either.  But at least she wasn't EXPECTING to see any holiday shows, much less 3 in a row.  I went to Aloha Boba to drown some of my sorrows in Them Chew Balls before meeting up with my friends.  My only requirement was that we go somewhere that we don't normally go, and that it be a place that serves hard liquor.  Wine was just not going to do it for me.

Glenn, Cindy, Jenn, Mox, Linda and I all went to Macaroni Grill and sat at the bar for our dinner.  I got sad again when my phone showed that I had a calendar appointment to see Rockapella at 7:00 p.m.  My friends were great company, though, and I cherish them for making me laugh when I'm down.  I also cherished the 2 Cosmopolitan Cellos that I drank.  Yum.

We went back to my house to hang out. 
 Linda and I decorated Rudolph Ornament cookies. 
 Do you know that they make edible ink now?  Mox decided that it would be easier just to suck on the pens.  Cindy decided to share that fact with our twitter community.  Cindy also just plain cracked me up for much of the evening because she was tipsy from her Leaning Tower Bellini thing, and also just wacko.  Glenn and Mox collaborated on splicing this video together, upon suggestion from Jeff E.  I don't know if Scott will let me send it to him, or if I should just burn him a copy, but this is how we felt:

I look forward to HoB.  I don't want to receive a phone call from them, unless Rockapella is there, and on the phone to make sure that I'm going tonight, and bringing them goodies.

Pillows for Pella

Rockapella at the Wigwam
Day 3
November 22, 2008

We returned to our house suite, and got ready for our photo shoot.  We had decided that we should take pictures of what Kevin would be bluesing about with his harmonica, or at least do something similar.

We felt like (very modest) Victoria’s Secret models, decked out in our jammies and pretending to fight.  After a few photo snaps, though, we couldn’t hold back, and ended up actually hitting each other and knocking each other down.  

Posing with Pillows for Pella

So, guys, when you are all fantasizing about your favorite women having pillow fights, YES, they’re actually getting into it.  They may not always be as naked or fighting over you as you would necessarily want them to be, but pillow fights are fun.  Don’t let anyone talk you out of that, unless they had a bad personal experience with a pillow.
Pillow FIGHT!!!

We also took some photos of us in the big bed in Karla’s & Wendy’s room.  Now that I think about it, we should have left an empty space and photo-shopped Kevin right into there.  Oh, but these pictures were going onto the Christmas cards for the rest of the guys.  They might not have enjoyed that as much as Kevin. ;)
Don't we look like a welcoming bunch of fans?

Brady was delirious with exhaustion, so he ran around quite a bit and enjoyed watching our pillow fights (we’re training him early), before we all went to sleep.  Well, Jenn and I had to giggle quite a bit before actually falling asleep, but you know what I mean.

Bro and family left before breakfast the next morning, and Wendy had a lot of time before her flight, so Jenn, Karla and I went to the hotel gift shop to have pastries and coffee at their in-house Starbuck’s.  Jenn wrote some postcards, and I bought myself a Wigwam t-shirt as a souvenir.  

We said our goodbyes to Wendy, happy that it would be only one more month until we would see her again for a Pella show.  Jenn drove us back to the airport, where we got into the very long line to check our bags.  It was the Sunday before Thanksgiving, so that was to be expected.   Karla’s flight was going out of a different gate, so we bid her farewell. The people at the security line were annoyed with us,  because Jenn is on A-list status with Southwest, and I had just become the same, so we got to bypass the long line.  I was annoyed by the one family that was holding up the line due to gate restrictions, but I need to remember that not everyone travels as much as Jenn and I do.

Our flight was fine.  Jenn’s car service guy didn’t get lost nor did he take forever to pick us up or get us home, so we were happy.  I had a fabulous time on this trip.  I hope to return to the Wigwam and maybe even stay longer to enjoy the spa again, and maybe Rockapella will play there again.  Maybe they’ll fix the speakers and the lighting by then, too.  Sheesh.

One month to go, and we have holiday shows!!!  YAY!!!!
See you in December!

Rockapella, Featuring the Santos Family

Rockapella at the Wigwam
Day 2
Saturday, November 21, 2008

That's our house, on the left.  Isn't it nice?

In the morning before going to Cracker Barrel, Jenn and I had to make a Target run because both of us had forgotten our brushes/combs at home.  Hello, I just friggin’ bought one at Hooters, and I still forgot it!  We got a little teensy bit lost trying to find CB from the Target location, but that made our trip a true Pella one:  Target and Getting Lost are mainstays for the PellaPusher and her Posse. So we got to CB, I got my pancakes, and all was right with the world.  Especially because I was also able to order Sweet Tea to get me all hyper.  We shopped in the store for awhile and Jenn absolutely loved a toy talking bird that mimicked everything that anyone said near it.  We didn’t have room in our luggage, though.  I bought a harmonica for Kevin for his birthday, as well as a couple of Christmas gifts for other people.   After asking strangers for change for my dollar, I bought a local paper and found that Rockapella was indeed listed as one of the events on their calendar.  I also found a hilarious “Dear Abby” type page, which will be posted at a later time. We returned to the hotel and spoke to the desk clerk to arrange for Karla and Wendy to stay in the adjoining room, and also tried to get reservations for seats for the concert, but that was a no go.

We got back to our room in time to prepare for our spa appointments.  It so happened that our room was kitty corner from the spa building, so we took a very short walk over and saw that yes, the door to the spa was actually red.  Jenn was happy with the Lindor truffles that they offered. I was happy to be in a spa after a long time away from them.  We were welcomed and guided past the lap pool, and into the dressing room.  We were given a short tour, but the lady who entered the spa with us didn’t need a tour because she was too snobby and had been there before, I guess.  We changed into our robes and left our belongings in very nice lockers which had programmable unlock codes.  We sat in a waiting area for a little while and drank some of that yummy spa water with the fruit slices in it before our massage therapists took us into our individual rooms.  When I walked into the bath room, I was in awe of the size of it.  The tub itself was HUGE, a fireplace had been turned on, and there were 2 lounge chairs as well as a separate shower.  Jenn later told me that it was a rain shower, so I regretted not using it, but will do so next time.  The MT, Kaki, advised me of the timer, showed me the complimentary candied nuts and water, as well as the iced washcloths to get relief from the bath’s hot water, and then prepared the tub for my Hydrating Milk Bath.  She left the room, I climbed into the tub, and wavered from relaxation to sliding all over the tub.  It was too large for me, and I didn’t know if I was supposed to fill the tub all the way with the water, and didn’t really want to for fear that I might fall asleep and drown.  The milk powder had made the bath really silky, and I did enjoy it, and thought to myself how Jenn and I used to play in the tub when we were little girls and pretend that we were mermaids.  We would have just loved playing mermaid in these bathtubs!  Once my time was up, I dried myself off and when I opened the door, Kaki was waiting for me.  She brought me into a different room that had 2 massage tables, and we proceeded with the Red Door Signature Massage,  which included aromatherapy, an herbal eye pillow, and a full body massage, including the face.  I didn’t want it to end, but when it did, and I arose from the massage table, my legs were a little wobbly from all of the relaxation.  I wanted to go into the sauna, but there was already a lady lying down in there, not leaving much room for another person.  When Jenn was done with her massage, we went to the steam room, and it surprisingly did not choke me like some steam rooms.  We talked about our baths and massages, and she said that she thought of us being mermaids, too!  We saw that the lady had left the sauna and went in there afterward.  Then Jenn got more truffles and we sat outside with our feet in the Jacuzzi.  The lady must have been annoyed by us and left eventually, so we were then free to talk and plan out the day.  Bro called while we were getting dressed, and we met them outside the spa.

Brady wouldn’t hug or kiss me, so I was annoyed for quite awhile.  We went back to the room, and showed them our living room, where’d they be staying after the concert.  Wendy had already started getting ready, and was startled by my brother’s knock on the adjoining door.  We were all happy to have a house all to ourselves!

We got pretty for the concert, and my companions were hungry, so they went ahead to Red’s Steakhouse for dinner while I finished getting ready.  In the meantime, Karla arrived and met up with all of us later at the restaurant.  The food was quite tasty, and I would definitely return.  I just had a little house salad, which was very good, and was able to taste some of the others’ entrees.  We all signed a birthday card for Kevin, and so did a couple of celebrities.  I was antsy because I wanted to make sure that we would get in line early.  Bro had left with Brady ahead of us and called to tell us that the line had already started forming, which irritated me because I got all competitive about the seating.  We ended up being about 10th in line.  I was also concerned because they started allowing people to line up at another door, and didn’t want those latecomers to obtain the seats that I wanted.  When they opened the door, we quickly grabbed seats in the front row, near the center, on the rhythm section side.  I was no longer irritated or concerned.  I was just happy that we’d be able to see the guys.  The lady introducing them to us advised that they were the season opening act for the West Valley Arts Council.  

Rockapella was wearing dark-colored outfits as they started the show with “Tonight.”  Scott introduced all of the guys after the song and introduced himself as John McCain.  The man sure knows what territory he was in.  They then sang “For You.”

Scott said that when he heard that they were playing at the Wigwam, he didn’t know what to expect.  He said that they rarely go to Arizona, but on their way to AZ, they passed through New Mexico and realized that they had never done a show in that state.  Scott asked that if anyone at the concert was from NM, they needed to “get us out there to play at the Denny’s or something.”  

The stage was a small one, as evidenced by the guys running into each other as they tried to walk around during “Zip.”  John did a great job in that song.  Go, John, Go!  I informed Karla and Jenn that the pitch pipe wasn’t the only outline that I could see in Scott’s pants.  

They then sang “Got to Get You Into My Life,” and Kevin jumped down from the stage to go out into the audience.  When he came back up to the front, he looked at our group and took my hand, so I got up and danced with him.  That was fun!  I was wearing a 60’s type cut in my dress with ankle boots, so I felt like my outfit fit the period of the song, and I was a happy camper.  Jenn told me after the song that she wanted to reach for her camera, but then she’d have to put her head down right where Kevin’s private area was, so she decided against doing that in the inevitable event that I’d punch her.  In the middle of the song, the lights dimmed, which made Scott react because they had just done a pelvic thrust kind of move before it happened.  At the end of the song, when they sing “I love you more/ you more/ you more,” Scott was gesturing to me, and I was even happier.  That song was just way cool that night. 

They then sang “Stand By Me,” and John had to sing with the right-side speakers having some kind of problem.  I could see the sound techs approaching the speakers and they tried to fix them, but the sound kept wavering all night long.  Annoying.  

Scott lost his mind during “Use Me”:  he sang “Scottsdale People,” which is not where we were.  Oops.  Later, though, he redeemed himself and said, “They got the beat in Phoenix."  Scott was in rare form during his dorky part of the dance segment.  He was, like, Dorkorama.  

Kevin said that they had had a really long travel day.  They stopped in Charlotte, and thanked some woman named Joanne for picking them up today in style with a big yellow Hummer.  They had to stop for gas twice, though. :)  He acknowledged a group of kids from a local high school.  He talked about his 8- and 10-year-old girls when they came home on election day.  One of them said, “Daddy, daddy, we got to vote!”  Grace, when asked who she voted for, said, “That’s my own personal business.”  She’s growing up, and now has her own personal i-phone at 10 years old.  (I don’t even have an i-phone).  Kevin talked about how dry it is in AZ, saying that he always has to drink water, and he forgot his chapstick.  Somehow this discussion about the dry weather led to Kevin saying “All men here at the Wigwam and beach vicinity wear Speedos.”  So they sang “Under the Boardwalk.”  During the lyrics “on the carousel/we’re turning round and round,” George made a circle for a ferris wheel instead of a carousel.  Knowing that this has already been pointed out to him as incorrect, he looked over at us and smiled.  At least I THINK he knows that was wrong.  Maybe he was smiling at us because we were cracking up at his wrong-ness, and thought we were just enjoying ourselves for no reason.  

They then sang “Tell Me What You Want.”  Afterward, they walked over to bring their stools upstage.  The stools were quite big and fancy.  Scott: “Man, that’s the best stool we’ve ever had.”  Kevin: “That’s a Paul Bunyan stool.”  Scott: “That’s a Pecos Bill stool: we’re in the Wild, Wild West!”  They sat down and the ballroom was hushed as Scott started to talk about the next song.  So there we are, at the quietest part of the show, and a child’s voice from the front row says quite loudly for all to hear: “NOOOO!  DRINK!!!”  Laughter ensued.  All of Rockapella looked into the front row to find Brady arguing with his parents, and  Veronica taking him out of the room.  Scott responded by saying, “I need to go potty, too.“  Kevin mimicked a toddler and said, “Get me out of here!  I hate these guys!“  That’s my nephew, everyone!  Presenting Rockapella, featuring the Santos family!  I was mortified, but could not stop giggling.  Leave it to my family to be the center of attention during a Rockapella concert.  

They sang the beautiful “California Sad-Eyed Girl,” but the inconsistency of the speakers was driving me crazy.  Scott talked about the individual talents of the guys, and, during the discussion about George, there was one lonely clap for him being from Philly.  One clap.  Not one person clapping.  One. Clap.  He got more of an ovation when Scott said that George was the sexiest Frankenstein ever, to which Scott responded, “Was that for the ‘sexy’ part, or the ‘Frankenstein’ part?”  I’m hoping that it’s the sexy part, Scott.   Scott then said (mostly to the group of high school students), “Thank you for coming here instead of going to see ‘Twilight’ tonight.”  Hmmm…vampires or Pella?  Or is it vampires vs. zombies?  I really need to get that Zombie thing I’ve been wanting.  Back to Pella:  Something happened which made Scott asked Jeff, “Is there going to be any long-term damage?”  Jeff said, “I can crack walnuts with my tongue.”  Rrrrrrr.  No, I don’t remember if the question to Jeff and what Jeff said were related.  I’ve forgotten.  All I know is that Jeff can crack walnuts with an apparently very strong tongue.  Oh, my mind is going to places....Anyway, during all of this, I could see that one of the sound dudes was again trying to fix the speakers.  

They sang “Paper Doll,” which, for us, is Rhythm Section Wonderfulness, especially that wicked bass part.  Jeff saw our faces of awe and wonder and smiled at us.  Yeah.  Jeff actually SMILED at us from the stage!  Whoa.  They closed the first part of the show with “Rock the Boat.”

During intermission, we giggled at the bits and pieces of the show, especially Brady’s part in it.  He was just cranky and tired, and the speakers were too loud for him, so when Bro and V were asking what he wanted, they couldn’t hear/understand what he said, which resulted in the big outburst earlier.  V decided to watch the rest of the show from the side, standing up so that Brady could still see.  Wendy told me that she wants to scratch my eyes out (for dancing with Kevin).  Karla and Wendy asked me if they could give Kevin a hard time for looking at them before seeing me and dancing with me.  Well, of course you can! I would do the same thing!  

The second part of the show opened with “It’s A Small World.”  Ooh!  George changed his shirt to a black one.  I like costume changes, because that means that they had to take off something at some point.  Scott informed us that he had a Power Bar and a Diet Mountain Dew during the break, so he was ready to go.  Diet Dew always reminds me of Scott, so I cheered for him.

They proceeded with the Jingle Medley.  I like John’s little leg lift during the final “coconut” in their first Mounds/Almond Joy version.  Scott talked about singing anything for any occasion, including corporate functions.  In fact, one of those corporate functions was right there at the Wigwam a really long time ago.  Ooh, I like the interaction between Scott and JT during the rejected Dr. Pepper song: Scott mimes pulling the tab on a soda can, and JT does the sound of the carbonation.  Very cool!  

They sang “Long Cool Woman” REALLY quickly.  My goodness, is Scott going for the record of fastness?  Or is it just him challenging JT to see if he can keep up?  He, of course, is stellar at it, so no problem, but wow.

John picked a gal in the front row named Mimi to be serenaded to by the guys.  They sang “My Girl.”  Kevin introduced her to the guys, and after George interrupted Kevin with his sexy walk and voice, he went back to his place on the stage, smiled at Kevin, and waved to him.  Cute.  Mimi is a Music Education major from Puerto Rico.  This prompted Kev to sing lyrics from West Side Story (which I also do when I hear the name of the city): “Puerto Rico…” and Scott responded with “My heart’s devotion…” and I was happy as a clam to hear my Pella singing something from my favorite movie musical.  Oh, and that’s my favorite song in the musical, to boot.  (Where does that “to boot” thing come from, anyway?)  Kevin then began to sing, “Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Do Re Mimi!”  Loved it.  They sang “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg,” and we all liked the look of surprise on her face.  I also liked her black patent leather shoes, which I pointed out to Jenn at the same time she pointed them out to me.  

They began “People Change,” and we heard an “Awww…” from the back of the room, which caused Scott to make a pouty face.  During the song, a moment of darkness occurred when the lights inexplicably dimmed again.  They kept singing, and Scott paused before the phrase “clear for you to see.”  So it was another funny rendition of “People Change.”  At least there weren’t any crickets!

When the other guys walked off stage, George said, “I used to sing high like those girls.”  John stuck his head out from the curtain to react.  Funny.  George talked about filming “The Bodyguard” with Whitney Houston.  Not.  He said that his college major was in Vocal Performance, and his teacher told him, “If you want to sing high, squeeze your butt cheeks together, face forward to the audience, and make sure you’re wearing black.”  Ah, so THAT’s why he changed his shirt!  He listed his musical influences including--Britney Spears.  George has lost it.  He started to sing “Papa” and we enjoyed the Geo Butt Action that could be seen from our seats.  NICE.  Jenn asked if we were saying that because he did new stuff.  I said, “No, we were enjoying the butt action.”  Sometimes my mind goes to places other than the wonderful music I’m hearing.  I was not alone in that, by the way.  Right, Karla?

They sang Carmen and JT did his amazing drum solo.  I love hearing the audience’s “wow”s during that part.  Yes, folks, that is the appropriate reaction to the LEGEND.  

For their first encore song, they sang “Shambala,” and I was annoyed by the audience’s clapping on beats 1 & 3.  People, please get some soul.  Since it was so close to the holidays, they sang “Angels We Have Heard on High.”  Scott did a sign to the others that we use in church: whenever we need to end the music, the leader holds up his/her fist to show that it should be the last verse or last repeat of the chorus (as in, let's close this thing out).  I got all choir-geek happy when I noticed him doing that.  Yeah, I’m wacky.
Brady OUT after the show

The meet and greet was a scattered one, and again, most of the guys were taking a red-eye home in order to rest up before the onslaught of holiday shows.  We were still able to talk to all of them, though.

I first talked to Scott, and introduced him to Brady, he who interrupted the show with his outburst.  Scott said, “Oh, that was your nephew?”  I explained to him about Brady being antsy and wanting a drink.  Karla gave him a Rancho Cucamonga Quakes baseball shirt, which he really liked.  He really, really liked it, because he was raving about the color, along with the fact that it had the name of his favorite city to pronounce, which he did for us a couple of times to make us laugh.  He said that he went to the World Series and had tickets for two more games, but they didn’t happen because Tampa lost.  Wendy asked Scott to go to her house after the RC concerts, so that he could sing “Angels We Have Heard on High” on their answering machine.  He said OK. Karla was happy because Scott actually did the math when she told him that she was excited because this was her 91st show, and her room number was 91x3.  I asked her if she thought JT did the math so that he could join us later on as a surprise, but she doubted it.  I suggested that we just walk around the hotel grounds and call out his name.

Wendy told John that he’d been working out.  He signed my program on the black portion with a black pen, so I voiced my annoyance, and advised him where the autograph would show up better.  Then he proceeded to sign Karla’s program on the same page of hers, but on the white portion.  You see? They do listen sometimes.

I said hi to George and he told me that he saw me trying to upstage everyone.  I told him that Kevin CHOSE me!  What was I supposed to do, just sit there?  He said that he did see that I was grooving. Wendy asked him what mood he was in according to his mood ring.  He said that he was green, which means calm.

We said hi to Kevin and he said to me, “You were rockin’!”  He met Brady, who high-fived and pounded fists with him.  Cuteness.  I gave him his birthday card, and noted certain signatures from celebrities, thanks to Jenn.
“Thanks for your vote!” -- Obama and Michelle
“Thanks for nothin'.” -- J. McCain
“I can see Florida from my house!” -- Sarah Pallin, complete with hearts in places where dots should be.
Kevin laughed at each one, and when he hugged me, he said that he was glad that Obama won.  Apparently, his entire family was rooting for Obama, except for Grace.  She had kept her vote secret because she voted for McCain and everyone else voted for Obama.  Kevin said that it wasn’t actually a secret until everyone had already told her their preferences.  I mentioned Kevin’s statement that Grace has an I-Phone.  He said that she was given an I-phone because she was able to walk around a whole year without losing a fake one, so she earned it.  Kevin was happy to receive a harmonica for his birthday, because he didn’t already have one.

I told him that if he had been able to stay overnight, he would have been invited to the after-party in our huge suite-house.  Wendy told him that we were scheduling a pillow fight for 12:30 a.m.  Kevin invited us to sleep in his room.  Yes, he did.  He meant that if we wanted to get sleep while others partied, we could use his room since he wouldn’t be there, but all I focused on was that KEVIN INVITED US TO SLEEP IN HIS ROOM.  He said that his harmonica is now very handy, because he can play the blues in the airport, singing, “I got 3 girls in my bedroom…and 2 in the bathroom…but I’m not there…”  He also told me what it was like to live at home with all of the girls in his house.  He said that no matter how grown up they get, they still want to get in bed with Mommy and Daddy, and then he proceeded to demonstrate by snuggling up to me.  So at that point, all I could think of was that KEVIN IS SNUGGLING WITH ME.  


I waited patiently for JT as he handled the business matters, and when he saw me, he said, “You looked like you were having fun out there!  That’s the first time I’ve ever been able to watch you from the stage.”  Yes, if you are following along carefully, you know that all I could think of was that JT WAS WATCHING US FROM THE STAGE.  I pointed out to him the fact that all of the signs posted spelled his band’s name R-O-C-K-A-K-P-E-L-L-A.   He responded, “That’s fantastic.”  
People, there is only supposed to be ONE “K” in Rockapella.  So JT agreed to have his picture taken with the sign.  

After saying our final goodbyes to JT (unless he was going to join us after doing the math from Karla in his head), we headed off to the Kachina Lounge in the hotel, where we enjoyed our delicious dessert and drinks.  

One of the desserts we ordered was not available, so they gave us a replacement dessert -- on the house.  NICE!  Oh, and yummy, too.  I enjoyed my quesadilla, but not as much as I truly enjoyed my chocolate martini.
  Ummy Yummy.  

Next up:  After Party antics

Friday, December 19, 2008

Welcome to the Wigwam!

Rockapella at the Wigwam Resort
November 20-22, 2008

Day One: Thursday, November 20

When we realized that this venue would be at a Starwood Resort, Jenn graciously decided to allow us to use her points to get a room for free, and she also got one for a VERY reasonable price for Wendy and Karla.  At the last Pella show that we attended, we told Scott that we would be at the Wigwam, and he got all excited, hoping that they would get to stay overnight there as well.  Rockapella had apparently played there a long time ago and he said that it was really nice.  So that made me look forward to it even more.

Jenn and I decided to get there early in order to take advantage of the Elizabeth Arden Red Door Spa.  We flew there after work on Thursday night,  I marveled at the fact that Jenn is a premium member for her car rental company, and her name was on the light board with the number of the parking space where we could find the car.  Neato!  I always feel like I’m traveling in serious style when I’m with Jenn.  We were really hungry when we arrived, and the problem we found was that we were still on Pacific Standard Time, and Arizona was on Mountain Time, so many of the restaurants closed by the time we arrived.  I remembered that I had seen a Cracker Barrel on the map before I left, so I called Bro to let us know where to go.  Unfortunately, that was closed, too, but we found the CB, which happened to be close to the Wigwam, and decided that we’d go there for breakfast in the morning.  Remember how much I loved their pancakes when I was in Utah?  So we ended up at a Denny’s, which doesn’t close.  The waitress marveled at the fact that I did know of a Denny’s in Michigan that closes.  She said that she didn’t know about it, and she’s from that area.  Oh well, maybe she doesn’t know all of the Denny’s in Michigan.  I happily ordered breakfast without pancakes (I was really looking forward to CB’s), and Jenn ordered a patty melt.  This is significant only to me because I remember our days in college whenever Jenn orders one of those.  She used to get that all of the time when we went to Herschel’s.  I never even knew what a patty melt was until we got to college.

We went to the resort, and found that there were lots of little bungalow-type dwellings.  I did a little bit of reconnaissance to find out where Rockapella would be performing, and the logistics of the tickets and such.  We then drove over to our room.  We were misreading the addresses on the doors and almost ended up trying to open someone else’s room.  When we found our room, Jenn was disappointed at first, thinking that our room was small.  I was just happy to see a robe and turn-down service.  

The bathroom was nice because we each had a sink, and you could actually walk into the closet.  You could even change clothes in there and probably iron your clothes there, too.  The toilet and shower area wasn’t very big, though.  Then we realized that we had an adjoining living room.  I mean, ohmigosh, it was like the living room in an actual house!  It was huge.  There was another desk in there, so Jenn claimed that as her office, and we had another TV in there, and a full fireplace.  The sofa had a pull-out bed, and we also had a wet bar, which had a very nice fruit and cheese tray with water and a note welcoming Jenn to the Wigwam.  
We also saw that there was yet another door from the living room and realized that it was probably another bedroom, so we decided that we would ask if it was available for our friends to stay there.   We unpacked our luggage, then sat down to watch TV and enjoy our fruit and cheese plate.  Jenn introduced me to eating a date wrapped in Muenster cheese.  Quite yummy, I must say, and I subsequently made myself another one.  We were very pleased with our room, and, as usual, giggled at each other until we fell asleep.

Next Up:  Spa Day and Pella Show

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Team Clueless Atchechapies




Posting this picture by request.

On the left is the winner of the Best Clipboard contest from MouseAdventure.  OK, so we made up our own award, but it really WAS the best one there.  I fashioned it out of a black clipboard and foam letters with adhesive backing.  I didn't have enough letters for all of them, so I had to do some fancy stuff to make the letters C, L and U.  The circle with a line was designed and cut from a sheet of the same type of "Fun Foam" from Creatology.

On the right is the mascot of Team Clueless, AKA Gloomy Bear.  He was not loved much by the other contestants, which led us to believe that we probably don't need to hang out with them since they don't appreciate our twisted sense of humor.  We did like the team with the winning mascot, though, because Gloomy handed them an assist for their win of the Mascot category.  Gooooo, Gloomy!

Toward the top center is the button that we ordered, attached to the Team Leader and Team Participant lanyards.

I really should do a complete write-up of our MA experience one of these days, huh?

Family Portrait

This post is a long overdue one.  Sorry for the delay.

My family hasn't had a professional family portrait in over 10 years, long before Bro met V, much longer before Brady came into the world.  So I had the idea to have new portraits done for my parents' house.  The timing became more urgent because Bro and family were about to move to Arizona, and I was worried about the treatments that my mom had to endure. 

I searched the internet and found a photographer local to Bro, and really liked the naturalness of the pictures in her portfolio.  I also liked the package deal that was offered.  It turned out that the only available time for the whole family and photographer Sharon would be after Mom's first round of treatment, but she was still willing to take them.  My mom is quite the trooper.  She even had another appointment after our photo session, and Sharon was flexible with our last-minute change in time due to the medical appointment.

I wanted our pictures to be outdoors, and there was little park a couple of blocks away from Bro's house, so I told Sharon about it, and she checked it out a couple of weeks before our photo session.  I only had one request about my family's attire: there was to be no combination of blue and orange or I would be unhappy.  (It's a Bro vs. Ate thing).  I really don't know if they were planning on that combo in the first place, knowing my feelings about it, but I didn't want to get everyone (meaning me) in a tiff right before we were going to have to smile for the camera.

We met Sharon in the park, and she had us pose in different places, different combinations of people, whatever we wanted.  Brady needed some warming up, but he was fine eventually.  We were amused by Sharon's successful attempts to make Brady laugh by pretending to sneeze.  We did have to bribe him with pennies to keep him smiling, though.  By the time we got to the playground pictures, he was having such a ball that he forgot all about the fact that there was a photgrapher there.  

Since Sharon's daytime job is as a lawyer, she had a standard contract, which included an agreement as to whether or not she had the permission to use our pictures in her online portfolio.  Part of the package was that she would furnish a CD with all of the pictures taken, and sign over the copyright to us.  That's a nice bonus that other photographers, at least prior to the digital era, never did, and I appreciated the fact that she encouraged us to have other prints outside the package ones done at Costco or other websites.  

I was quite pleased with the photo session.  Sharon was very friendly, and the contract was professional.  The photos developed beautifully, and they were done on Kodak Professional Endura paper, which made them really shine.  Sharon had a last-minute 7-day escrow to deal with at the time of her developing, so she threw in some extra 5x7's for me to apologize for the delay, which was a really nice customer service touch.

I highly recommend her to anyone that needs photos done, whether they be family portraits or weddings. I mean, LOOK at how pretty we all turned out!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

VIPER

I just wanted to share one of my top reasons for loving the Vanguard.

From a rehearsal for their 2008 show.

Careful, it's loud, what with all of the crashing of plates.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

DLR LotD 11/30/08

Disneyland Resort Line of the Day
Sunday, November 30, 2008

"Epic fail on churros." -- Glenn, to Cindy, via text

Then there's the one that I didn't witness, which had something to do with Mickey being shiny and hard.


Sunday, November 30, 2008

Rachel and Repo

I saw "Rachel Getting Married" about a month ago, so I guess it's time I made my comments on it in time for the DVD to be released, whenever that's going to be.

  • Anne Hathaway is as terrific in this role as all the hype you've heard.  The role of her recovering addict is totally different from all of her rom-com/princess-y roles.
  • I think that the incessant playing of the bohemian musicians would have made me crazy if I was staying at the house, too.  I mean, shut up, already, and let me play some rock and roll.
  • I really didn't understand the whole wedding theme.  Was it supposed to be an East Indian wedding?  Why the saris?  Did they just really like the Indian culture?  None of them seemed to be Indian, so I was confused.
  • There were a lot of uncomfortable moments, which is understandable given the subject matter.  
  • All of the actors did a good job, although none of them could get me out of the whole bohemian music/wedding theme craziness.  

Shortly after seeing that movie, I saw "Repo: The Genetic Rock Opera" with several friends who enjoy demented stuff.  When Cindy said that Anthony Stewart Head was starring in the movie, I hurriedly advised that I wanted to see the movie, because I loved him as Giles in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and knew that he could sing.  Although I dislike opera, I figured that a rock opera could be interesting, and really, did I care?  It was Tony!
  • OK, that was violent.
  • That dude had his spine ripped out because he didn't make his payments on his transplant.  Just ew.
  • Liked GraveRobber's voice.
  • That was Sarah Brightman?!  I never thought that she was cool until seeing this movie.  Yes, I liked her in Phantom, but I'm not much a fan of her voice.  I enjoyed it in this movie, though.
  • I also liked Shilo's voice.  I especially liked her room, because in her daydream, her plush hippo sings.  Yes, a hippo.  How perfect was that?!
  • Am I demented because I liked seeing Paris Hilton's face fall off?  Not the gross part of it, but the symbolism of it.  The gross part was just gross.
  • Why did that guy have to screw new faces on to himself?  And why were they so badly placed onto him?  Blech.
  • I didn't know that Paul Sorvino could sing, much less sing so operatic.  What a beautiful high note he has!
  • That Zydrate stuff sure is a pretty blue.
  • I did like the comic-book style cinematography.  It helped me remind myself that their world wasn't real.  Because I didn't like that messed-up world.
  • True to being an opera, tragedy occurs.  I can't believe I actually cried.  

OK, so 2 movies which did not make me feel all shiny-happy inside.  The next one will be happier, I promise.

Friday, November 28, 2008

NKOTB 10/19/08

This trip report has been much delayed due to circumstances that can be found in prior blog posts.  We now return to our original programming.  I have tons of catching up to do.

New Kids on the Block
Sunday, October 19, 2008
American Airlines Center -- Dallas, TX

Several months ago, when the New Kids on the Block announced that they would be returning for a reunion tour, I went nuts with anticipation.  I hadn't seen them in almost 2 decades, and I was hanging out with my friend Mercedes back then.  We were as crazy as our younger counterpart fans, but more convinced that we would be wed to a New Kid someday, because we were more mature and yet still young enough for them to be attracted to us.  We sent fan mail.  We sent fan videos.  We sent fan care packages.  Did I tell you that they were my first quintet love?  Wow.  Jordan was my favorite, and Donnie was Merc's.  We spent a lot of money back then.  And now here I am in 2008, again feeling that craziness about my New Kids.  I've lost touch with Merc, but she's been in my thoughts pretty much every time I think of seeing NKOTB.

Angela had been a fan back then, too, but she wasn't as nutso as me, and we weren't hanging out with each other at the time.  When she heard that the New Kids would be back, though, she wanted to go with me.  So I decided to go to Dallas to watch them with her, since we knew that she'd have a new baby by then and wouldn't be able to come to So Cal.  

I flew to Dallas on a very early flight, so that I could have time to check into the hotel and get dressed.  Angela came to the hotel a couple of hours early, with baby and boyfriend Ryan in tow.  This was my first chance to meet both of the guys, and I'm happy to say that Ryan is every bit as nice as he was on our telephone chats.  He also seems to be a very loving dad, and treats Angela well, so I've got very positive feelings that my friend has found a wonderful man to be the father of her child.  Tyler is cute as cute can be.  He's got the chubby face going on, and he was very willing to let me carry him around the hotel room.  We set the guys up so that they could be comfortable in the room while we were at the concert.

Angela and I went to the AAC, and parked in the prepaid lot, which was right across the street from the arena.  We approached the souvenir stand and were overwhelmed by the amount of merchandise.  I ended up getting a tank top for which the proceeds go to Breast Cancer research, as Danny's mom died from the disease.  I also bought a pink hooded zip-up sweatshirt with a silhouette of the guys.  I didn't really feel like having a shirt with all of their faces on it as I like to be more subtle.  I also bought a hugigant button of Joe McIntyre to give to my Pella friend Wendy, so that she could vicariously go through her NKOTB obsession again.  Angela got a really cute onesie for Tyler, which had blue baby footprints on it with the words "Step By Step" on it.  She worried that Ryan would think it would be too girly, but I said that the footprints were blue, so he shouldn't have a problem with it.  (He didn't).

Our seats were facing the stage, about 10 rows up in the stands at the opposite side of the arena from the stage.  They were in the center of our section, which was nice.  I was overwhelmed by the amount of people that were there, because I haven't been to a concert in this big of a venue in quite awhile.

The opening act was some chick that called herself the "Jamaican Princess." She wore a really short tutu-like skirt that, while gyrating/squatting/dancing, enabled everyone to see her underwear, and when she turned around, I was subjected to looking at her butt on the big screen.  I didn't much care for her singing or dancing.  Or wardrobe, for that matter.

The second act was Natasha Bedingfield, whom I've loved ever since I saw her on the Ellen Degeneres show.  She's got quite the voice, which is even better experienced in a live setting.  After one of the songs that didn't get much response, she said, "Oh, I guess you didn't like that one much, so how about a little of this:" and she sang a little bit of her first hit single "Unwritten" a cappella.  The gal next to me sang along with much of the music, which didn't bother me in this setting, especially because she had a good voice herself.  I loved hearing "Unwritten" (the full song) live.  That was my theme song last year, and had every bit of Girl Power attitude that I needed to hear whenever I was down or happy or girly or whatever mood I had at the moment.  Natasha plain sang her butt off.  Great, great job.  I need her new CD.  She said she'd be in Section 109 if people wanted her to sign her CD later.  Cool!  We didn't go down there, though.  

The energy in the stadium was amazing.  After all, we had all waited a long time to see our guys again.  It wasn't just me that had been waiting (or thinking I'd never see them together again).  We were all there, about to witness what we had been waiting for since NKOTB made their announcement on the Today Show.  They had a text contest for people to enter to win seats in the first row for a few songs.  We couldn't read the numbers from all the way in the back, which is kinda stupid if these are the people who should actually win such a prize.  Oh well.

The lights went out and the crowd went apeshit.  LCD screens from digital cameras glowed and lit up the arena.  Then Joey Mac started to sing the first notes of  "Single," and the crowd went wild.  I could not stop screaming.  I was so incredulous that tears started to well up in my eyes.  The boys were back, and I couldn't believe it.  Oh, and when I heard/saw Jordan, I screamed even louder.  They all looked great.  All of them have kids of their own now, 4 of them still married, with leader Donnie acting just like Donnie always had.  They were all in their own styles of black clothing, with Donnie wearing a baseball cap with the Boston "B", as we all remembered him.  Oh, and now they also have 5 female dancers on stage, too.  I wasn't much interested in them, but they did add to certain aspects of the show.

I really liked the way that the last notes of "Single" morphed into the first notes of "My Favorite Girl."  The crowd went wild with this old school song, as they would throughout the evening.  Then they sang "The Right Stuff," and I "oh oh oh-oh"d like nobody's business.  The big board behind them and on the sides showed clips of their old videos when they were, like, 14.  What a trip back to the past.

For the second segment, they were all dressed in suits, with fedoras.  I knew at that instant that it must have something to do with Joe since he was the big Sinatra fan.  They sang "Didn't I Blow Your Mind", "Valentine Girl" and then, of course, I was right: "Please Don't Go Girl."  Joe may not sing as high as he used to, but he sounds great.  It was really cool to see him take off his jacket and hang it on his mic stand, which he did with his hat as well, so that he could get into his signature song.  

They then showed that the next song would be featuring Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussycat Dolls.  They showed video of her singing her part of "Grown Man" while the guys sang/rapped along.  It's interesting to see how sexy they're all allowed to be now that their fan base has matured.  They performed "No More Games," which included audience participation in the Oh-Ee-Ohs.  They showed clips of the different Boston teams, which irked me when they showed the Celtics.  Paul Pierce even did some special footage for them, which is cool of him, even though he plays for the Lakers' rivals.  The song also included a portion of Danny breakdancing.  As soon as I had seen Danny walk out in the black track jacket I had been eyeing, I decided to buy the jacket when they would get back to L.A.  I had already spent enough money just to get to Dallas, after all.  They ended the segment with "If You Go Away," wherein they honored some people that had passed away, including Heath Ledger, their former manager Dick Scott, and Danny's mother, Betty.  

The next segment opened on our side of the arena, with a piano on a little revolving stage, with the guys singing "2 in the Morning."  The fans in the seats beside the stage were close enough to touch the guys, and Donnie even took someone's camera to shoot some pictures before giving it back to them.  I was way envious of the people in those seats, yet still happy that the guys were closer for us to see them.  They stayed there and sang "Dirty Dancing," with one of the dancers doing sexy dancing on top of the piano.  I liked the grin on Jon's face as he watched her dance.  She was wearing the tank top that was the same as the one I bought, and Danny thanked everyone for buying it.

Before going  back to the regular stage, they sang "Tonight," which was a song that was written for the fans on the "Step By Step" CD, so we all sang it.  During this song, they walked back to the front, and then Jon held a videocamera and got shots of different audience members for some "face time."

They started the next segment with "Twisted" from the new CD.  After the singing portion, Joe had a pas-de-deux with one of the dancers, and it was really cool to watch him dance that way.  Shows that his training for musicals is still going strong.  Then came something that was my favorite part back in the heyday: Jordan singing "Baby, I Believe In You."  This is my favorite Jordan song, and one day when I meet him, I will sing it in harmony with him.  OK, back to reality, Sherry.  There he was on the highest point of the stage, wearing a white shirt.  Unbuttoned.  With wind blowing.  So, like, there's his naked chest in all its beautiful glory.  WOW.  Thank God for Big Screens, is all I can say to you.  Then he buttoned up, which made me a little sad, and sang "Give It To You," from his solo album.  How cool is that when they can share their solo stuff, too?  Love it.  Then Joe came back on stage and sang "Stay the Same" from his own solo CD.  He sang that song better than I'd ever heard it before, including on the CD.  Oh, Joe, how much you've grown!  Nice.  Then there was Donnie, looking for a "Cover Girl," playing on a guitar.  Yeah, actually playing it.  I don't remember that happening a long time ago, but he did a great job.  He did give us a little glimpse of his underwear, too.  Thanks!

The next segment opened with the screen showing the word "Forever" translated in different languages, and then the lights showed the guys all sitting on stools on the second level of the stage, dressed all in white, as they sang their first number one single, "I'll Be Loving You Forever."  I grinned as I pictured Merc playing an imaginary piano whenever they played the intro.  I wished that she was there with me.  But I was in Dallas, and she still lives in CA, I think.   When they all came down the stairs, I felt like Jordan was wearing thermal underwear due to the style of his clothing.  They sang "Click Click Click," which ends with a freeze frame of the guys all posing.  We were honored that Danny actually changed his pose for this show.  Joe did the commentary on each guy's pose.  He was really cute, and I think he actually won because he had his back to us, and bent over so that we could all see his smile upside-down, while also seeing that butt of his.  Thanks to you, too!  They then sang their first comeback hit, "Summertime."

They changed into silver outfits for "Step By Step," and they had the audience sing all of the individual steps.  I wished, though, that we could have heard the guys sing the steps, because I would have liked to hear Jon and Danny sing by themselves, if only for a few words.  

The audience then sang the "oh"s from the song that we hadn't heard yet.  Then the guys took the stage wearing Boston Celtics jerseys with their own names on them, as the Boston teams were again shown on the big screen, as they sang "Hangin' Tough."  zthey introduced their dancers, and their instrumentalists, who all happened to be from Texas.  So do they get a new band everywhere they go?

I was really hyper from the whole NKOTB experience, and couldn't believe that it had just happened.  Angela and I had a great time seeing each other, if only for that evening, since I had to take an emergency flight back home.  At least I still had the concert in L.A. to which I culd look forward.  

Getting on to the plane in Dallas, I saw that the girl in front of me in line was wearing the black track jacket.  I tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I was at that concert last night, too!"  She said that she had been to the San Diego show and thought about the jacket, then decided to get it when she got to Dallas to see them again with her best friend.  Ah, a kindred spirit.  She told me to go to Wal-Mart to get the special NKOTB magazine that was just released.  So in all of the errands that I needed to do when I got home, I included that one, and got my special edition magazine not at Wal-Mart (they didn't have them), but at the Arcadia Newsstand, which is the place where Merc and I used to go to stock up on Bop and Tiger Beat and all of those teen magazines that had NKOTB on the cover back in the old days. 

The Block is Back, baby!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

DLR LotD 11/16/08

Disneyland Resort Line of the Day
Sunday, November 16, 2008

MouseAdventure Answer of the Day
"Kayak Storage"

Post-MA Line of the Day
"You didn't see it with the tongue the first two times." -- Glenn, in Downtown Disney

Thanks for all of the fun, everyone, and congrats to the MP team for another successful quest!

Team CLUELESS rules all, especially with our rockin' clipboards!!!

FYI: As Gloomy is the barometer of whom we can hang with, it has been determined that many people did not make the final cut.  Therefore, they have been mauled...

,,,and the vulture mascot is still picking at all of their carcasses.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Hooters Girl

November 10-11, 2008
Adventure Week Begins

So one day I realized that I would be one flight short of getting on Southwest's A-list by the end of this month, and decided to take an impromptu trip to Vegas.  I would have gone to a Pella or NKOTB show, but I didn't have the next day off, and they were not in convenient places for me to travel to in the span of 30 hours or so.  So Vegas it would be.

I really didn't have much of a plan in mind, really.  I just figured that it wouldn't matter what time I'd arrive, since the strip never closes, and I didn't even think I needed a room if I could just find a place to doze every couple of hours.

TravelZoo, however, sent out an e-mail about Vegas deals, so I looked them up and found out that Hooters Hotel and Casino was having a special during weekdays in November for $39.00/night plus discounts and $200.00 in free play.  I figured that was good enough for me to have a place to stay in case I actually felt like sleeping.  I had a few friends that considered going with me, but it didn't matter.  I was going.  The flight was booked, and now the hotel.  Unfortunately, nobody could go with me, but I decided that it could be a solo adventure for me.  I decided at the last minute to book a rental car on Priceline, and got my price of $20.00/day, so I was good to go.  Maybe I should have bid $10.00, just to try.

I went to the Burbank/Bob Hope In'tl Airport after work, and as I was sitting there waiting for the plane, I reached for the lotion in my plastic bag of toiletries, and proceeded to use it on my hands.  Then I turned over the bottle to see the llllabel, and right there, it said "conditioner."  Well, did you know that hair conditioner has much the same consistency as lotion?  Well, it does.  Anyway, after seeing Obama's picture on TIME magazine in a special commemorative issue, I decided to purchase it, and later boarded the plane.  Oh, they randomly picked someone's name from the not-A-list to get the A-list treatment for the day.  The first person never responded, so the honors went to this handsome hunky guy that I found myself trying not to stare at too obviously.  

We landed in Vegas at about 7:30 p.m., and I got my little Chevy Aveo economy-class rental car.  This was soooo NOT the PFCV, but I expected that, so no biggie.  I'm not used to having to actually use a manual crank to roll down the windows anymore, and found the manual side-view mirror adjustment to be stupid.  I mean, what are you supposed to do if you're alone, find some stranger to get in the car with you to help you adjust the mirror?  You can't adjust it from the passenger seat unless someone from the driver's seat is telling you if they can see what's necessary.  It's just asinine, if you ak me.  I should have bid $5.00, now that I think of it.

I drove over to Hooters, and found the back way into the parking structure, but got there safely, and wandered around a portion of the casino floor, trying to find a sign toward hotel registration.  I couldn't find it without an employee's help.  There never was a sign, except for the one actually AT registration.  I could have also just been overwhelmed by whatever sweet tropical smell that seemed to be piped in through the air vents.  It wasn't a nice banana smell like in Mandalay Bay, so I didn't really like it that much.  It was like being in the essence of a strawberry-pineapple daiquiri, which is fine if you're drinking it at the time, but not mixed in with cigarette smoke.  Anyway, I checked in, and went up to my room, which was located in the Bay View tower.  My room was on the 9th floor, and was very close to the elevator lobby, but it didn't bother me at all.  I was just happy to see a picture of a bat on one of the surfboards that it is hung up on the wall, presumably so you could see what floor you were on, but I had trouble finding the numbers on the boards whenever the elevator doors would open on other floors.  

I didn't really have much to unpack, so I didn't.  I decided to just familiarize myself with my surroundings a little bit.  There was a lot of orange decor in the room-- on both bedspreads, on the lampshades, and on the chair pads.  I had a little bar-height table with two barstools.  The cabinet only had one drawer, all the rest of it was shelves.  I guess drawers are expensive.  Even the night table didn't have a drawer.  They did have some stationery, though, so I used one of my envelopes for my trip receipts (I learned that tip from Southwest's "Spirit" magazine, and it's worked for keeping my business trips organized).  They don't have any Hooters notepads, just some plain notepad.  The hotel is an overmodel of whatever used to be there, which was evidenced by the old fixtures in the bathroom.  Bath amenities were provided by the Hooters line.

I went downstairs to the casino and joined the Owl Rewards club.  If you play enough, you get a stuffed Hooters owl, which is manufactured especially for the hotel by GUND.  If you play even more than enough, you get a bigger owl.  I received my $200.00 free play coupon, which, unfortunately, wasn't a part of the Owl Rewards club card per se, as it would be in one of the Native American casinos when you sign up for their club.  (OK, so it wouldn't be $200.00, but at least you could pace yourself).  Instead, the coupons were for a designated area of slots that were $5.00 minimum bet.  The attendant places 2 $100.00 bills into the machine (you can't keep it, but you can split it as one on a machine, then the other bill on another).  The trick is that you are you are required to play 2 credits at a time, which is $10.00 per bet.  So you only get 10 chances per bill to get however many points that gets you a win.  So I lost that in, like, 2 minutes.  No bonuses on these machines, people.  Just lameness.

I then played on real machines to get myself off that feeling of "ain't no way I'm winning a damn thing today."  So I lost $5.00 in those and decided that I'd better shop in case their stores would close.  I did a little bit of shopping and stupidly forgot that I had a 25% coupon that I could have used for my spree of a bottle of G2, Hooters socks, and a comb.  I did want some kind of souvenir, and told myself that if they had socks, I'd get them.  And there they were!  They're APPARENTLY high-tech socks or something, because there was a lot of information about them on the tag.  Weird.  Anyway, I went up to my room to put my stuff away, realized it was 9:00, and that I could sit around awhile and watch some TV.  So I watched for, like, 3 hours, with some napping in those last 2 hours.  

A little after midnight, I perked up and decided to go back downstairs to play again.  I was tempted to get the 25-cent hot wings that were provided at Dan Marino's restaurant from midnight to 6 a.m., thinking that my stomach would probably thank me later.  I had some luck with bonus rounds on the Mystical Mermaid, Lucky Leprechaun, Money Storm, Slotsky, and Alien machines, although not so much that I actually ended up on the winning side in the end.  I went to sleep at about 2:30 a.m.

In the more-for-regular-daytimers morning, I woke up, took my shower, spilled Hooters lotion on my bedsheets (I swear that the little container was not allowing me to control the lotion dispensation easily -- twice.  It was crazy, and I kept laughing to myself about my lotion troubles), then got dressed and went downstairs for the free breakfast buffet that was part of my hotel package.  This was in the aforementioned Dan Marino's restaurant.  Did Mr. Marino actually think up these recipes?  Because I hardly believe that he could support the soupy scrambled eggs that were made available.  The potatoes were good, though, probably because of the strips of red onion and the black pepper.  I think that's what they used.  They didn't really keep up with replenishing the supply very often, because I would have liked to have more fruit, but whatever.  It was free for me.  

I played a little bit more before going upstairs to get ready to go.  This time, my Enchanted Unicorn game actually helped me out a with a couple of bonus rounds, as did the Little Green Men.  Funny how most of the machines that I enjoy playing (because they don't rip me off so quickly) are copyrighted by IGT.  :)  The Goldfish hated me, the Monopoly guy was good for about a minute, and the Hitchcock machine made me feel like a victim in one of his movies.  All of those were games from other companies.  They must know something about me.   The casino floor itself really isn't that big, but it's a small hotel anyway.  I miss my cows, and I wish that they had Star Wars machines, too.

I thought of walking over to the MGM, but then I'd have to find the pedestrian access to cross the huge street, and hadn't woken up early enough to do that.  So I got in my car and thought of another casino where it would be easy to park, play, and leave.  I headed over to South Point, but there was so much traffic that by the time I got there, I would have only had 10 minutes to find a parking space and play something before needing to leave for the airport, so I just decided to go the airport early, which didn't hurt at all.

The way to the C Gates for Southwest was different from my last trip there: you no longer need to take a tram, and don't even need to go to where the A, B & D gates are located, so you bypass all of the other airlines.  They had some brand-spankin' new security tools, like a big booth for special passengers (I didn't get to see it used, though).  The airport is building some new restaurants for the C gates, so maybe I'll get to see them the next time that I go there.  I can't remember any of their names right now, but I was impressed at the time that I saw their signs.

My flight home was thankfully uneventful.  I had originally thought of getting home early enough so that I could watch the Veteran's Day flag retreat at Disneyland, but I was too tired to do so, and ended up running errands instead.

I had a fun time, although I know that my friends would have made it much more enjoyable, and maybe I would have stayed up or stayed there a little bit longer if they had been with me.  But I survived my adventure.  A bigger adventure awaits at the end of the week, so I'm calling this Adventure Week for myself.  I don't know what I'll do tomorrow to keep with the theme, though.

Oh, and BTW, I really didn't look at the girls at Hooters, so I can't describe them to you.  The Hooters magazine in the hotel room had lots of pretty, sexy girls, though.  Lots of fake-looking boobs, too.  I mean, hello!  They can't be naturally that round.  Ya gotta have some help there, I think.

So who's going back to Vegas with me so that I can put more points toward that owl?  I'm over 100.  I need 800 more. :)

Friday, November 7, 2008

Spank Your Pitas, and Top My Cherry

I had planned to relax this evening and maybe catch up on my TiVo recordings.  I had started drinking some celebratory champagne in honor of Obama's win, and ate a bite of my dinner when the phone rang.  Normally, I don't answer the phone when I'm eating dinner, as it usually ends up being some survey or something that only frustrates me later because then I go back to cold food.  Tonight, though, I must have already been tipsy enough to not care about stuff, so I answered the phone, and there was Linda, wanting to get together for whatever.  So I finished my dinner and champagne, contemplated getting another glass for myself before Linda arrived, then decided not to do so for fear that she'd arrive and just find me a sloppy mess, too embarrassed to be seen in a public place with me.

Linda was hungry, so we went to Daphne's Greek Cafe, where I had an appetizer plate to have something to nosh.  Despite my tipsy self, I managed to say "spanakopitas" in the proper way (I normally say "spankyourpitas" to my friends).   We decided to go to the Monrovia Family Festival, which is a weekly street fair.  We watched the ponies carry some kids around in a circle for a spell; browsed in a cute boutique, Angela's Closet, where we wished that we had lots of money to buy all the cute clothes we saw; and visited the little petting zoo to watch a goat rub his head on another goat because apparently his antlers were growing and making him itchy.  Of COURSE we found a little hippo plush which was cheap and cute, so I bought that along with a little Lakers shirt for the baby that will be my newest godson, Jude.  Linda ended up getting a ty squirrel named "Nuts," and she introduced him to several people at the street fair.

 First friend of Nuts was the guy at, wouldn't you know it, the booth for Steve's Nuts and Fruit.  He tried to teach us Spanish, but couldn't think of the Spanish word for "hippopotamus."  I told him that in Tagalog, it's "hippopoTAmus," but he still couldn't think of the Spanish word.  I wanted Linda to get one of those furry hats like this one, but she insisted that they were only for people who were approximately 16 years old.  She later pointed out to me a woman who looked to be about 30 years old with the same hat who looked ridiculous, and won her case.   We then walked into the scrapbook store that Linda had been looking for a couple of weeks earlier, called Scrap N Yap.  It's a nice store, with very nice people.  They were so nice that they didn't tell us that we had walked into the store when it was already closed (they hadn't turned off their sign yet).  We're thinking of taking classes there...unless one of my Creative Memories friends kills me first. ;)

Linda was craving ice cream, and I remembered a place that my friend Kathy had mentioned, so we ended up there, at Cherry on Top.  The place is self-serve, and you pay by the ounce.  You can choose between 10 flavors of frozen yogurt, and they have non-fat as well as sugarfree options.  They also allow you to taste flavors, and you can combine flavors, too.  The toppings range from fruit to cereal to candy and nuts.  You can also add marshmallow creme or caramel topping.  I decided to take it easy on myself and chose non-fat vanilla, with toppings of Almond Roca, Mango, Strawberries, Cap'n Crunch, and mochi bits.  Yes, you read that right: MOCHI BITS.  Linda opted for a combination of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry-banana, I think, with lots of other toppings.  You place your cup on the scale, and they weigh it, so if you're not that hungry, you don't end up spending very much.  I didn't get that much yogurt, so even with my fruit, I only ended up paying $2.74.  What a deal!  It was quite tasty (I absolutely loved my mochi bits), and Linda and I have decided that this will be our new go-to place whenever she comes to visit me.  The atmosphere was  cute, with a big light sculpture of big glass cherry shapes, and some red circular chairs.  I joined their e-club, and am looking forward to trying other combinations.  We actually already feel like part of the community there, because some of the ladies from Scrap N Yap came in for some yogurt, and I said hi, and they told me again to go to their classes (no, I don't think they were working at SNY nor were they the owners).

I'm glad that Linda called tonight, because I love our new hangout!  I'm still thinking about that second glass of champagne, though.  :D

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Bikinis for Sea Beings

OK, I'm just loving the most recent post from Michael Ian Black's blog.

My favorite paragraph:
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There was a little bit of controversy regarding my daughter’s costume. Here’s the thing: my opinion is, if you’re going to go around asking for free candy, at least make your costume as good as it can be. Show a little effort. Okay – so my daughter wanted to go as a mermaid this year. A little trite, but better than some of her previous ideas (princess, witch, etc.). When she showed me her costume, I said, "It's very cute but I have a suggestion: lose the top." My wife said that it was too cold to go topless and also that it was inappropriate. I didn’t disagree with her on either count, but we got into a big fight because my point was that if she wanted to go as a mermaid she had to understand the consequences of her decision. If I have a pet peeve it’s that mermaids are always shown with bathing suit tops, which I’m sorry, is bullshit. Why would mermaids wear bathing suit tops? They wouldn’t. Don’t believe me? Just ask yourself this simple question – where would a mermaid get a bathing suit? At the underwater swimsuit store?
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I myself have often wondered why they don't use shells on all of the mermaids, like Ariel has.  Perhaps because the shells could scratch mermaids in the wrong places.  Don't know.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

FINALLY

A Day to Remember: November 4, 2008

What a historical night this was.

Record numbers of people voting.

Voting in the first black President of the United States.  My goodness, how times have changed just in the last 50 years for this young nation of ours.

I am proud to be an American whenever I get to vote, but today was one of those special days.

No matter if your votes matched mine, I hope that you voted (if you're eligible), and I hope that you voted with your true conscience, and not based on falsities of gossip and arguments that had nothing to do with the actual lives or principles of the candidates or the issues.  Of course, if you did vote based on gossip, that's what makes America the diverse and exciting country that it is.

I kinda want to go to Washington, DC, for the inaugural...with a billion other people.  I don't think that will happen, but I never felt like I wanted to be so much a part of history like this before.  But I guess I was, anyway, just by voting today.

Congratulations, President-Elect  Barack Obama!  FINALLY!!!  Yes, we sure the heck CAN.

Monday, November 3, 2008

DLR LotD 11/02/08

Disneyland Resort
Line of the Day
Sunday, November 2, 2008

"I like when it's ... erect." -- Sherry, in the Star Trader

Saturday, November 1, 2008

DLR LotD 10/31/08

Disneyland Resort Line of the Day
Friday, October 31, 2008

"Tarry no longer; let us make haste!"  -- Linda, to Sherry, at the Mickey & Friends Parking Structure